Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[shortspoken]

Advantage? You know we're all on the same side, here?

[somesayinfire]

...Halloween was like ten days ago, Tavia. You should probably take the costume off.

[shortspoken]

I know.

[ Have those words ever sounded so sneery and aloof

NOPE ]

[friendleading]

Ahahah, what, the Zelda-green labcoat? Man! That thing was pretty sweet.

[He laughs a bit, completely nonplussed to your hilarity at his awful fashion decisions]

But I think I left it in the wallet I left with Liv Tyler... wait, that means it got exploded!

Man.

[hollowleg]

Ohhh! There's the tasty one. [he grins, showing fangs] Sorry. You're not talkin' to the sissy future me. I don't give up so easily.

[reincarn8ted]

You watched the human pornos! You watched them and they gave you every boner. I call fetish! In fact, I-- wait. Waity-wait. Wait right there.

[ Brb flying into the air

and

writing "OCTAVIA'S M8SPRIT HAS AN ALIEN PORN FETISH" in the sky with her pixie trail glitter bullshit

 

 

Ok she's back YOU'RE WELCOME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Annie and I were never on the same side. For all I know, that might be one of the things you have in common with her.

[reincarn8ted]

[ The fuck is a hall of weens and why does it involve earth humans removing their clothes ]

 

 

 

 

Are you coming on to me.

[gogoghostpowers]

[New!Danny, in the back spots the fangs over his future self's shoulder and lets out a distressed yelp.

Old!Danny is not phased (barump-tsh!) at all. He's seen worse.]

Well, that's too bad, because neither do I.

[wirsinddiejager]

[NO

WHY]







What the fuck is a matesprite.

[He's just assuming she left out an e there okay]

[somesayinfire]

Oh my god you're like twelve. No. Ew. No.

[schild]

I can't talk about Reiner without feeling impossibly sad....

It's no stretch to say Ryan has everything Reiner ever wanted, included a stable head thanks to not growing up with immeasurable guilt. Old Reiner had so much trouble facing himself that his mind just stopped wanting to deal with it and would forget all the bad stuff he did so that he could be happy. This unfortunately came at the cost of his relationship with his only real friend, Bertholdt.

tl;rd, Reiner could never even dream of a life as good as Ryan's. He wouldn't think he deserved something that good.

[drama8om8]

I.

 

 

 

 

Not-Mac, there are at least eighty eight different things wrong with what you just said.

[ WHY WOULD LIV TYLER BE IN YOUR WALLET

WHY DID THE WALLET EXPLODE

WHY ARE YOU NOT MORTIFIED ABOUT THE LABCOAT?!!??!?!!?!??!?!! ]

[shortspoken]

[ Wow she has no idea how to respond to this other than trying not to look hurt.

THEY'RE KIND OF ON THE SAME SIDE, OKAY

LIKE ALAN IS 100% ON THE "TRY NOT TO SCREW OVER" LIST EVEN IN THE WORST OF SCENARIOS ]

I suppose.

[hollowleg]

You care to test your powers against mine, then? Winner takes all. [Zangetsu holds out his hand, his claws lengthening and a brilliant white sword the approximate size of a fucking 18 wheeler appears in it. He summons his mask, black as death with twin blade-like horns] By the way, I'm not giving you a CHOICE! [AND HERE HE COMES OH FUCK]

[reincarn8ted]

Matesprit. It's your boy-slash-girlfriend in the red quadrant! The one humans have.

You're welcome.

[friendleading]

Eighty eight things? Hm....

[TAVIA YOU REMIND HIM OF SOMEONE.]

I can't think of anything I said there that's off!

Oh, right, and call me John!

[reincarn8ted]

Six. Plus a whole bunch of ghost sweeps? It ain't exactly a super high priority counting that shit.

[somesayinfire]

Sweeps? ...You're not actually Tavia, are you. Oh my god, are you who Tavia's echoing back into?

I didn't expect you to have handles.

[drama8om8]

Right! Right. My mistake! I mean who doesn't have international superstarlet Liv Fucking Tyler in their wallet.

[ Excuse her while she rummages through her own ]

Oh, hey, there she is! Look. Nestled right behind my Locke City Bank Super Hyper Ultra Megabux Card. She-- what's that, Miss Tyler?

[ Just gonna listen to her wallet for a second. So srs. ]

Oh, right, ok. John? Liv says you're fucking insane.

[somesayinfire]

So... there are giant people in your world who eat regular people, and nobody knows where they came from or why they do what they do?

Has anybody tried studying their corpses yet?

[reincarn8ted]

Handles?

[ Excuse Vriska while she checks for errant fat deposits on her hips

NOPE STILL 88% BONY ANGLES FUCK YEAH ]

I didn't expect you to have. Anything? Because who the fuck are you even.

[friendleading]

[Look at him rolling his eyes, Tavia. SO MUCH ROLLING.]

Not that Liv Tyler. I mean my birthday gift! Who was a robot bunny who I named Liv Tyler.

And technically, it wasn't my wallet - it was my Dad's! It's a Sylladex - you know, a Sylladex?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure the outfit was in my Dad's Wallet modus that I entrusted to Liv Tyler when they went to the Green Sun! But I think because they actually created the Green Sun instead of destroying it, it's probably burned up now.

Poor Liv. She must never have known what hit her.

[somesayinfire]

I mean... you know. [she touches her head where horns would be if she had horns.]

I'm Brooke. I'm Tavia's BFF. Are you an alien?

[drama8om8]

I'm.

 

 

 

You're saying words and none of them make sense but they're still words why aren't they making sentences that I understand why is this a thing why are you a thing.