Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[somesayinfire]

...Halloween was like ten days ago, Tavia. You should probably take the costume off.

[reincarn8ted]

[ The fuck is a hall of weens and why does it involve earth humans removing their clothes ]

 

 

 

 

Are you coming on to me.

[somesayinfire]

Oh my god you're like twelve. No. Ew. No.

[reincarn8ted]

Six. Plus a whole bunch of ghost sweeps? It ain't exactly a super high priority counting that shit.

[somesayinfire]

Sweeps? ...You're not actually Tavia, are you. Oh my god, are you who Tavia's echoing back into?

I didn't expect you to have handles.

[reincarn8ted]

Handles?

[ Excuse Vriska while she checks for errant fat deposits on her hips

NOPE STILL 88% BONY ANGLES FUCK YEAH ]

I didn't expect you to have. Anything? Because who the fuck are you even.

[somesayinfire]

I mean... you know. [she touches her head where horns would be if she had horns.]

I'm Brooke. I'm Tavia's BFF. Are you an alien?

[reincarn8ted]

No, you're an alien. Trolls were around first! Which means that we get official say on who is and who is not an alien, officially. It is official! There are laws about it. And anybody who knows anything can tell you that I, Terezi Pyrope, am all about the laws.

[ Do you hear that

That is the sound of someone being a lil shit ]

[somesayinfire]

"Trolls"? Come on. You're literally telling me you're messing with me, Terezi. Even if it were physically possible for me to be born yesterday compared to you, I wasn't born yesterday.

[reincarn8ted]

It's legit! Find some other grey asshole and ask. I am a patient lady! So I--

Wait, shit, I mean. I am not a patient lady! I am incredibly impatient and rude. In the name of justice and shit! Man do I ever love justice. Me and justice, sitting in a tree, P-A-I-L-I-N-G.

[somesayinfire]

That's not how you spell "kissing", but I'm assuming that's another cultural thing.

Wow, it's weird how quickly I got used to the idea of aliens. You can't actually be called trolls, though. That's too easy. Also, justice and Tavia don't really mix. Well, not conventional justice. She's got her own kind. Street justice. So you're probably still messing with me.

[reincarn8ted]

Of course we are called trolls. Where do you think the inspiration for your sacred Earth human art of trolling comes from? God.

And you'd be surprised! She is just hiding her secret and all-consuming love for justice from you. You should talk to her about it more! Fill her sponge clots with every possible factlet about human justice that you can. She'll love it! I guarantee it.

[somesayinfire]

...Sorry, have you met Tavia? She couldn't keep a secret with a vow of silence and two broken hands. I guess if you guys want to take credit for the troll face meme, go right ahead, but you'll have to wake up pretty early in the morning to convince me that Tavia loves justice secretly.

[reincarn8ted]

Wake up in the morning? How incredibly Earth-human-centric of you. Giving up fakey-fake not real secrets to protect the big ones is the Serket way!

[ ... ]

The Serket-Pyrope way.

[somesayinfire]

So either you've got two last names or you're lying to me about your last name being Pyrope. And considering Tavia's last name is Serket, I'm just gonna wild guess it here. If this is what you guys call trolling, it's pretty weak.

[reincarn8ted]

Your face is weak! Man. Sucking all the fun out of a dead girl's unlife. Pretty cold!

[somesayinfire]

I served with dead people. I knew dead people. Dead people were friends of mine. Senator, you're no dead people.

[reincarn8ted]

I guess I am technically not dead right now somehow? But wow am I ever actually seriously majorly dead. Twice over!

[somesayinfire]

Come on, don't try to pull the zombie thing on a mortician. Zombies aren't real. They're not vampires or sarcastic teenage aliens.

Wait, no, one of my friends is a zombie, I almost forgot. Okay, maybe zombies are real. But you don't look much like one. You haven't said "brains" once.

[reincarn8ted]

Brains.

Are you confusing me for a shadow dropper or something.

[somesayinfire]

"Shadow dropper" sounds like what you call stuff that falls out of a ghost butt.

[reincarn8ted]

Yeah, wow, I already have one friend who insists on talking about afterlifely load gaper activities every fucking time they come up. No more.

[somesayinfire]

Ghost butts are a common part of your life? Wow. I'm really glad I only know Tavia and no other forms of the Serket family. No offense.

[reincarn8ted]

I have a ghost butt. I'm fucking dead! My spinal crease is usually ephemeral and intangible and haunted as shit. What part of this don't you get!

[somesayinfire]

Excuse the crap out of me, Terezi! I don't make a habit of talking to dead people. Especially not ones as corporeal as you. And why am I still thinking about your butt.