Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[drama8om8]

Tavia's initial reaction to Vriska is intense confusion. Because she's been assuming her preincarnation was Spinneret Mindfang, ruthless pirate badass (who was not actually a fairy. Or Jesus)! And Vriska is just a thirteen-year old dead girl. Oops.

While Octavia's confusion gives way to massive disappointment, Vriska will be sort of jealous and angry. Tavia has had a cushy life as a weaky-weak soft little Earth human, has been through none of the hardships Vriska did, but people still don't like her and she's still making similar mistakes to her predecessor!

Since they both see their flaws reflected in the other, things would be extremely uncomfortable at best and escalate to screaming hairpulling fights at worst. Both of them would be unable to make excuses for why they are the way they are any more ("I wouldn't be a bitch if I never had to feed Spidermom" and "my life would be so much better if I were a cool hero with amazing powers" no longer fly), and neither would deal with that very well at all.

[wirsinddiejager]

[OH WOW THAT SURE IS A WEIRD ALIEN VERSION OF TAVIA

STAAAAAAAAARE]

[reincarn8ted]

 

 

 

There something on my face, chump? Which one are you?

[ ALL YOU UNFAMILIAR EARTH HUMANS LOOK THE SAME OK ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm Alan. Uh. Octavia's boyfriend.

[reincarn8ted]

Oh.

[ Wait.

Waity-wait-wait waaaaaaaait.

HEY ALAN CHECK OUT HOW MUCH WIDER AND SCARIER VRISKA'S GRIN IS THAN TAVIA'S, WOW ]

Ohhhhhhhh! Of course. The boyfriend! Her matesprit. I have heard all about you.

All about you.

[Whispering:] All the things. All. Of. Them.

[ WINK WINK! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh this is incredibly unnerving]

A-all of them?

[reincarn8ted]

All. Of. Them.

[ SIGH~ ]

We went pretty in-depth, Alma. I never realised I had so much to learn about chumpy innocent little human boys and their mating habits!

[wirsinddiejager]

I's Alan. Don't say 'mating habits', you make it sound really gross.

[reincarn8ted]

[ SUP ALAN GUESS WHO JUST FAIRYPORTED RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EAR ]

Maaaaaaaatiiiiiiiing habiiiiiiiits~! No need to be ashamed of it, Arin. It is all perfectly natural! And there ain't no secrets here.

No.

Secrets.

At.

All.

[wirsinddiejager]

[There may be a bit of a girlish scream at the sudden fairyporting. Just a little one, mind.]

That's, uh. Kind of disturbing, honestly.

[reincarn8ted]

Shhhhhhhh, Chumpy. Don't sweat it! It ain't nothing to get all disturbed and weaky-weakslime and wussy over like a little wiggler. Girls talk! A lot. A lot. But it's not like she could have told me anything too embarrassing, right?

...Hmmmmmmmm. Actually, if there is anything inappropriate or embarrassing, you should probably say so now. So I don't go blabbing it to complete strangers as a neat little conversational ice-breaker.

[ YES ALAN, TELL HER ALL YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS

THAT SHE

TOTALLY ALREADY KNOWS

 

8WAAHAHHAHAAAA ]

[wirsinddiejager]

That. Is the most transparent ploy for blackmail material that I have ever heard of.

[YOU WILL NEVER GET HIS SECRETS NOOOOOOOOOOO]

[somesayinfire]

...Halloween was like ten days ago, Tavia. You should probably take the costume off.

[reincarn8ted]

[ The fuck is a hall of weens and why does it involve earth humans removing their clothes ]

 

 

 

 

Are you coming on to me.

[somesayinfire]

Oh my god you're like twelve. No. Ew. No.

[reincarn8ted]

Six. Plus a whole bunch of ghost sweeps? It ain't exactly a super high priority counting that shit.

[somesayinfire]

Sweeps? ...You're not actually Tavia, are you. Oh my god, are you who Tavia's echoing back into?

I didn't expect you to have handles.

[reincarn8ted]

Handles?

[ Excuse Vriska while she checks for errant fat deposits on her hips

NOPE STILL 88% BONY ANGLES FUCK YEAH ]

I didn't expect you to have. Anything? Because who the fuck are you even.

[somesayinfire]

I mean... you know. [she touches her head where horns would be if she had horns.]

I'm Brooke. I'm Tavia's BFF. Are you an alien?

[reincarn8ted]

No, you're an alien. Trolls were around first! Which means that we get official say on who is and who is not an alien, officially. It is official! There are laws about it. And anybody who knows anything can tell you that I, Terezi Pyrope, am all about the laws.

[ Do you hear that

That is the sound of someone being a lil shit ]

[somesayinfire]

"Trolls"? Come on. You're literally telling me you're messing with me, Terezi. Even if it were physically possible for me to be born yesterday compared to you, I wasn't born yesterday.

[reincarn8ted]

It's legit! Find some other grey asshole and ask. I am a patient lady! So I--

Wait, shit, I mean. I am not a patient lady! I am incredibly impatient and rude. In the name of justice and shit! Man do I ever love justice. Me and justice, sitting in a tree, P-A-I-L-I-N-G.

[wonk]

Dude.

Dude.

Your empress killed my entire planet what the fuck.

[reincarn8ted]

Yeah, she does that. What a scamp, right? What wiiiiiiiillllllll she get up to next.

[wonk]

I dunno, apparently fucking jail me and tell me to make your dumb space egg.