Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[There may be a bit of a girlish scream at the sudden fairyporting. Just a little one, mind.]

That's, uh. Kind of disturbing, honestly.

[reincarn8ted]

Shhhhhhhh, Chumpy. Don't sweat it! It ain't nothing to get all disturbed and weaky-weakslime and wussy over like a little wiggler. Girls talk! A lot. A lot. But it's not like she could have told me anything too embarrassing, right?

...Hmmmmmmmm. Actually, if there is anything inappropriate or embarrassing, you should probably say so now. So I don't go blabbing it to complete strangers as a neat little conversational ice-breaker.

[ YES ALAN, TELL HER ALL YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS

THAT SHE

TOTALLY ALREADY KNOWS

 

8WAAHAHHAHAAAA ]

[wirsinddiejager]

That. Is the most transparent ploy for blackmail material that I have ever heard of.

[YOU WILL NEVER GET HIS SECRETS NOOOOOOOOOOO]

[reincarn8ted]

Wow. A lady might be offended to hear that you would think such things about her, Ellen! My intentions are pure. Pure and untainted and entirely trustworthy! Here I am, trying to be cool and considerate and effectively wait on you prong and fucking nub, and you throw it back in my face. Not cool!

I guess I don't need you to tell me what's off-limits anyway. I'll just go tell some random guy all about your Earth human boners and see what bits make him laugh.

[wirsinddiejager]

[There are so many things to worry about here, so many terrible things that could result from this conversation. But out of everything Vriska just said, Alan can only focus on one thing.]

...Did you seriously just say 'Earth human boners'?

[reincarn8ted]

Absolutely. Want me to say it again?

Earth. Human. Boners.

[wirsinddiejager]

You sound like you're from a shitty sixties scifi porno.

[reincarn8ted]

Somebody is being incredibly revealing about how much shitty Earth human sixties sky-fie porno they have watched.

[wirsinddiejager]

I've seen one film, okay! A friend linked it as a dumb joke!

[reincarn8ted]

So it was linked as a joke, but you watched the whole thing? Wow, Alison. Wow. Is that what your deal is? Am I your fantasy come to life? Are you in danger of Earth human bonering right now?

[wirsinddiejager]

Oh my god no shut up!

[reincarn8ted]

Oh my god. Oh my god you're going to boner at me.

[ INVOLUNTARILY BACKING UP A STEP WOW ]

Does the Earth human me know? Is she aware that you are biding your time and eagerly awaiting the day she becomes a hot alien troll chick so that she will adequately fit your human pantsbeast's fetishes?

[wirsinddiejager]

I do not have a weird alien troll fetish why do people keep thinking that I have weird fetishes when I don't.

[reincarn8ted]

You watched the human pornos! You watched them and they gave you every boner. I call fetish! In fact, I-- wait. Waity-wait. Wait right there.

[ Brb flying into the air

and

writing "OCTAVIA'S M8SPRIT HAS AN ALIEN PORN FETISH" in the sky with her pixie trail glitter bullshit

 

 

Ok she's back YOU'RE WELCOME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[NO

WHY]







What the fuck is a matesprite.

[He's just assuming she left out an e there okay]

[reincarn8ted]

Matesprit. It's your boy-slash-girlfriend in the red quadrant! The one humans have.

You're welcome.

[wirsinddiejager]

You are terrible.

[reincarn8ted]

The world needs to know! Other people could be turning into aliens too. What if you start bonering at them~?

[wirsinddiejager]

I'M NOT BONERING AT ANYONE

[reincarn8ted]

You have at least eight boners right now. Give it up, creeplord! You ain't getting your Earth human irons in my fire!

[wirsinddiejager]

THERE ARE NO BONERS

[reincarn8ted]

Oh no, Ellen! Did somebody steal it? Did some kind of rogue Earth human boner stealer just come right up to you and gank your boner? Don't sweat it, we will find it! Even if we have to search every dross coffer in this entire city.

Maybe watching some more of your science alien pornography would help?

[wirsinddiejager]

Can we not talk about boners any more.

[reincarn8ted]

[ I hope Alan doesn't mind a comforting arm over his shoulders wow ]

Is it because that's a sensitive subject? Now that somebody stole yours? Never ever to return it, ever? Are people going to start calling you Anna The Bonerless?

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yes he does mind, actually. Just gonna squirm away from that arm kthx]

Do you even know what a boner is?