Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

I do not have a weird alien troll fetish why do people keep thinking that I have weird fetishes when I don't.

[reincarn8ted]

You watched the human pornos! You watched them and they gave you every boner. I call fetish! In fact, I-- wait. Waity-wait. Wait right there.

[ Brb flying into the air

and

writing "OCTAVIA'S M8SPRIT HAS AN ALIEN PORN FETISH" in the sky with her pixie trail glitter bullshit

 

 

Ok she's back YOU'RE WELCOME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[NO

WHY]







What the fuck is a matesprite.

[He's just assuming she left out an e there okay]

[reincarn8ted]

Matesprit. It's your boy-slash-girlfriend in the red quadrant! The one humans have.

You're welcome.

[wirsinddiejager]

You are terrible.

[reincarn8ted]

The world needs to know! Other people could be turning into aliens too. What if you start bonering at them~?

[wirsinddiejager]

I'M NOT BONERING AT ANYONE

[reincarn8ted]

You have at least eight boners right now. Give it up, creeplord! You ain't getting your Earth human irons in my fire!

[wirsinddiejager]

THERE ARE NO BONERS

[reincarn8ted]

Oh no, Ellen! Did somebody steal it? Did some kind of rogue Earth human boner stealer just come right up to you and gank your boner? Don't sweat it, we will find it! Even if we have to search every dross coffer in this entire city.

Maybe watching some more of your science alien pornography would help?

[wirsinddiejager]

Can we not talk about boners any more.

[reincarn8ted]

[ I hope Alan doesn't mind a comforting arm over his shoulders wow ]

Is it because that's a sensitive subject? Now that somebody stole yours? Never ever to return it, ever? Are people going to start calling you Anna The Bonerless?

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yes he does mind, actually. Just gonna squirm away from that arm kthx]

Do you even know what a boner is?

[reincarn8ted]

Haha, wow! There's a question. Do I know what a boner is! Why, Arwen. Despite my youthful good looks, I ain't fresh out of my slime tube. I have been alive for whothefuckknowshowmany ghost sweeps! I think that by now I totally know what an Earth human boner is.

 

 

 

[ No she doesn't ]

[wirsinddiejager]

You totally don't know what a boner is.

[reincarn8ted]

[reincarn8ted]

Oh, is this the bit where I fall to my knees like in your illicit movies? Please, mighty Earth human! Teach me all about your Earth human boners! I want to learn it all!

[wirsinddiejager]

Wh- no! OH MY GOD NO.

[reincarn8ted]

But I have so much to learn, Adam! So much~!

[wirsinddiejager]

It's Alan.

[reincarn8ted]

What is? Your boner?

[wirsinddiejager]

MY NAME.

[reincarn8ted]

Your name is boner?

[wirsinddiejager]

ARRRRGHRHGHRHG

[reincarn8ted]

Shhhhhhhh, Boner! People might think we're getting all caliginous up in here. Imagine the scandal!