Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[OH WOW THAT SURE IS A WEIRD ALIEN VERSION OF TAVIA

STAAAAAAAAARE]

[reincarn8ted]

 

 

 

There something on my face, chump? Which one are you?

[ ALL YOU UNFAMILIAR EARTH HUMANS LOOK THE SAME OK ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm Alan. Uh. Octavia's boyfriend.

[reincarn8ted]

Oh.

[ Wait.

Waity-wait-wait waaaaaaaait.

HEY ALAN CHECK OUT HOW MUCH WIDER AND SCARIER VRISKA'S GRIN IS THAN TAVIA'S, WOW ]

Ohhhhhhhh! Of course. The boyfriend! Her matesprit. I have heard all about you.

All about you.

[Whispering:] All the things. All. Of. Them.

[ WINK WINK! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh this is incredibly unnerving]

A-all of them?

[reincarn8ted]

All. Of. Them.

[ SIGH~ ]

We went pretty in-depth, Alma. I never realised I had so much to learn about chumpy innocent little human boys and their mating habits!

[wirsinddiejager]

I's Alan. Don't say 'mating habits', you make it sound really gross.

[reincarn8ted]

[ SUP ALAN GUESS WHO JUST FAIRYPORTED RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EAR ]

Maaaaaaaatiiiiiiiing habiiiiiiiits~! No need to be ashamed of it, Arin. It is all perfectly natural! And there ain't no secrets here.

No.

Secrets.

At.

All.

[wirsinddiejager]

[There may be a bit of a girlish scream at the sudden fairyporting. Just a little one, mind.]

That's, uh. Kind of disturbing, honestly.

[reincarn8ted]

Shhhhhhhh, Chumpy. Don't sweat it! It ain't nothing to get all disturbed and weaky-weakslime and wussy over like a little wiggler. Girls talk! A lot. A lot. But it's not like she could have told me anything too embarrassing, right?

...Hmmmmmmmm. Actually, if there is anything inappropriate or embarrassing, you should probably say so now. So I don't go blabbing it to complete strangers as a neat little conversational ice-breaker.

[ YES ALAN, TELL HER ALL YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS

THAT SHE

TOTALLY ALREADY KNOWS

 

8WAAHAHHAHAAAA ]

[wirsinddiejager]

That. Is the most transparent ploy for blackmail material that I have ever heard of.

[YOU WILL NEVER GET HIS SECRETS NOOOOOOOOOOO]

[reincarn8ted]

Wow. A lady might be offended to hear that you would think such things about her, Ellen! My intentions are pure. Pure and untainted and entirely trustworthy! Here I am, trying to be cool and considerate and effectively wait on you prong and fucking nub, and you throw it back in my face. Not cool!

I guess I don't need you to tell me what's off-limits anyway. I'll just go tell some random guy all about your Earth human boners and see what bits make him laugh.

[wirsinddiejager]

[There are so many things to worry about here, so many terrible things that could result from this conversation. But out of everything Vriska just said, Alan can only focus on one thing.]

...Did you seriously just say 'Earth human boners'?

[reincarn8ted]

Absolutely. Want me to say it again?

Earth. Human. Boners.

[wirsinddiejager]

You sound like you're from a shitty sixties scifi porno.

[reincarn8ted]

Somebody is being incredibly revealing about how much shitty Earth human sixties sky-fie porno they have watched.

[wirsinddiejager]

I've seen one film, okay! A friend linked it as a dumb joke!

[reincarn8ted]

So it was linked as a joke, but you watched the whole thing? Wow, Alison. Wow. Is that what your deal is? Am I your fantasy come to life? Are you in danger of Earth human bonering right now?

[wirsinddiejager]

Oh my god no shut up!

[reincarn8ted]

Oh my god. Oh my god you're going to boner at me.

[ INVOLUNTARILY BACKING UP A STEP WOW ]

Does the Earth human me know? Is she aware that you are biding your time and eagerly awaiting the day she becomes a hot alien troll chick so that she will adequately fit your human pantsbeast's fetishes?

[wirsinddiejager]

I do not have a weird alien troll fetish why do people keep thinking that I have weird fetishes when I don't.

[reincarn8ted]

You watched the human pornos! You watched them and they gave you every boner. I call fetish! In fact, I-- wait. Waity-wait. Wait right there.

[ Brb flying into the air

and

writing "OCTAVIA'S M8SPRIT HAS AN ALIEN PORN FETISH" in the sky with her pixie trail glitter bullshit

 

 

Ok she's back YOU'RE WELCOME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[NO

WHY]







What the fuck is a matesprite.

[He's just assuming she left out an e there okay]

[reincarn8ted]

Matesprit. It's your boy-slash-girlfriend in the red quadrant! The one humans have.

You're welcome.

[wirsinddiejager]

You are terrible.