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The Train to STE Meme (SPOILERS for canon deaths)

You know those Train to the Afterlife memes? In STE the canon versions of all our characters are dead. What if there was a train bearing their spirits on to reincarnation here?

This is a meme where canon versions of the characters can interact. They all know they're dead. They may or may not remember just how they died, or how they got to be on this particular train. Doesn't matter if they'll be born decades apart - that just means some people disembark a little earlier than others. Go over brochures about what your new incarnation will be like, spontaneously turn or be human, try the snack cart, fail to convince the friendly but very busy conductor to give you a transfer, or simply chat.

You just can't stop the train, or leave it. Not yet.

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But you're a human. Which is why I asked you and not the robots or the giant gamblignant rodentbeast! Way to be absolutely the hugest disappointment.

[ HUFFING AND SITTING BACK

wait no leaning forward to invade Eren's personal space again ]

What does an Earth "student" even do, anyway? You have to at least know that. Right.

[Wow, weird-looking girl. Way to be rude.]

You can't expect me to know things just because I'm a human! We're going to a whole different world!

[GLARING AT HER AND REFUSING TO BACK AWAY]

A student's someone who studies things. Obviously.

You have more experience with human shit than I do, bulge-for-brains! And I knew that bit. Double-obviously.

[ no she didn't ]

But what do they study? Job...bing? How to survive in the wild despite being soft and weak? How to best serve the Earth human Empress after your bizarre post-adolescent mating rituals have been completed? God!

I don't know, I'm not a student. But I guess it would probably be that first thing. And I'm pretty sure Earth doesn't have an Empress.

Earth could have an empress. In fact, I totally bet it does. Don't you know how incredibly rude it is to be completely useless at answering a lady's questions, and then correct the one fact she is like eighty-eight percent sure is true?

[ RIFLING THROUGH THE BBROCHURE HUFF HUFF ]

I mean you are making it super clear you are not a student. And that you have never been schoolfed in like. Any capacity. I hope the next you gets two lives' worth of studenting done, or you are hells of screwed!

Has anyone ever told you you're annoying as hell?

Yes. And also a huge bitch who was both alarmingly crazy and also too-dangerous-to-live. So you are going to haveto do way better than that level of weakslime insult, Chumpy! Unless I just scared the Earth human shit out of you and now you're going to get all cluckbeasty at me.

Why would I be scared.

[GENUINELY CONFUSED YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING SCARY???]

[ B...link....................... ]

Crazy?

Dangerous?

Huge bitch?

You don't look dangerous. Sure, you've got those horns, but they don't seem all that practical. I could probably take you if it came to that.

[ Omfg.

Omfg.

HOPPING OVER THE BACK OF CHUMPY'S SEAT TO SIT BY HIM INSTEAD THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING ]

So who are you.

[GLARING AT HER WOW HE DID NOT WANT HER SITTING NEXT TO HIM]

Eren Yeager. Survey Corps, graduated from the 104th Trainee Squad.

[He'd throw in a salute but doesn't feel like the weird rude alien girl deserves it.]

So you were like. A threshecutioner? I didn't think humans had those! Explains why you're dumb enough to think you could [fingerquotes:] "take me," I guess.

[ SNATCHING AT EREN'S BROCHURE LET HER LOOK SHE WANTS TO SEEEEEEEE ]

I wasn't a thresh...thing, I was a soldier.

[LETTING HER LOOK ALL SHE WANTS IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS ANYTHING TO HIDE]

Military shit! Same th-- JEGUS FUCK you're a studenting person too oh my god YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD I COULD COPY.

[ GOODBYE BROCHURE YOU'RE GETTING FLUNG INTO THE AISLE IN A FIT OF PIQUE ]

What do you mean, copy? What the are you even doing?

[GLARING MORE AS HE GOES TO RETRIEVE HIS BROCHURE. SO FUCKING RUDE.]

Fixing the next me, duh. Some of us around here deserve something better than being some regular chumpy-chump chump in our next lives! And some of us wanted to pick the best Earth human job for themselves but can only find stupid humans to ask about it. Stupid dumb thinkpanless wiggler morons who don't even know their own planet! Ugh.

It's not my planet, it's totally different!

[WAVES AROUND HIS BROCHURE]

And anyway, what's so amazing about you that you deserve something special?

[ JUST. MOTIONING AT HERSELF. TA-DAH. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY GET WITH THE EARTH HUMAN PROGRAM???????? ]

[NOPE NOT GETTING IT]

I'm. Kind of a huge deal?

Saved a universe or two?

Became a goddess?

Looked really cool doing it?

[SKEPTICAL LOOK]

You don't seem like someone who's saved universes.

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