shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[drama8om8]

Lol. May8e even rofl!
W8 w8 w8. W8. Scratch that. I am upgrading to the full LMFAO here.
That? Exaaaaaaaactly what a tsundere would say! I 8et you did the little 8lushy grumpy thing and EVERYTHING.
And try HOT girl, chump. Lol. :::;D

[honestopinion]

I am





NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Blushes madly over text, he is.. totally not doing that! Y-You're just a internet troll.]

if i'm anything you could say I have more of an action heros tropes but like an anti-hero mix, one that has a dark past. like batman but way cooler. [Fixes glasses with a smirk. That sounds.. just like him, doesn't it?]

[drama8om8]

 

 

........So you're tsundere 8atman. Wow. It is like I am talking to my 8oyfriend's long-lost twin or something! Do you shout a lot, too? This shit is uncanny as fuck.
I 8et you two would get on un8elieva8ly well! Would you like to 8orrow a pair of tights from me so you can fight over who has to 8e Ro8in? :::;)

[honestopinion]

b-boy friend?! [Someone... that's apparently like him.. h-has a cute g-girlfriend..] I-I'm not tsundere batman!! [Jamie.. she can't hear you over your computer screen, your mom says no webcam, remember?

Back to text.]

your boyfriend sounds lame.. w-why would I wanna hang out with him anyway? does he have good tastes?

[A woman's voice can be heard from the downstair of where Jamie is sitting in his room typing on his computer to online strangers.

'Sweetie, it's 9 o'clock, inside voices' and a 'I'M NOT YELLING, MOM!!!' exchanged right back to her.]

[drama8om8]

Of COURSE he has gr8 taste. He likes ME, don't he? Lol.
Uh, he likes shouting a lot. And art! He is SUPER gr8 at art. He drew me an entire manga! 8y HAND. So o8viously the two of you would get on just fine!

[ Even though it was a yaoi manga about bertl and ryan and Alan now probably hates the animes almost as much as his predecessor hated titans but GOSH DETAILS ]

[honestopinion]

a whole manga?! wait, so he's a mangaka?

[Can you taste this thirteen year-old's excitement over that text massage? Suddenly meeting this guy wouldn't be so bad, they could be... friends... omfgggg!!]

w-what genre does he write? whats his style like? male of female main character?

[drama8om8]

Uh, I never said he WROTE it! I did that. Me! ME. It was like. A colla8or8tion? Yeah!
I can link you my original storyline. As a special favor! I mean that's o8viously the 8est way for your questions to get answered. All your questions! ALL OF THEM.
Here!
You are so welcome. ::::)

[ I am so sorry for shattering all Jamie's dreams. Octavia, on the other hand, isn't sorry at all. ]

[honestopinion]

You're-









y-you're-!!! Your fujoshi, you're fujoshi!! Uke and Seme, those are yoai terms! That's yaoi, I don't want anything to do with yaoi! AAA- and it's bara porn!! Dudes that grossly overly muscular are only good for fighting games.

That's SO GROSS!!

[I don't know, if you ask me Jamie kinda knows his vocabulary over here. However, he can't deny that he didn't read all of it... he'll be following her fanfiction anonymously.. //bookmarks]

I-I bet you don't even have a boyfriend! fujoshi dont have boyfriends!! [The internet told him so!!]

[drama8om8]

Uh, excuse YOU. I am WAY 8eyond your gross fusrodah stereotyping or whatever! Wow.
You are just. The most wrong a8out everything.
Allow me to correct you! With an actual photo of me and my actual 8oyfriend, for starters. As proof of your wrongness! HERE.

[ ... ]

Oops, w8, my 8ad! That was one of my personal sketches that I uploaded accidentally. 8y accident! Not to troll you or anything. I almost promise!
HERE is the actual photo! Clumsy me. :::;)

[toobig]

Why would you draw that?

[drama8om8]

As practice 8ecause Alan is 8eing incredi8ly reluctant to illustr8 any future chapters of my hit manga. Duh. ::::|

[toobig]

I can see why.

There's plenty wrong with the picture though, don't you worry about accuracy?

[drama8om8]

Is this more accur8?

[toobig]

Why did you give Reiner Ryan boobs?

[drama8om8]

Dude has a hella impressive rack is why. I mean damn.

[toobig]

[toobig]

Yeah, honestly.

[honestopinion]

Troll!! You're an internet trollL!!!

[Can she feel how upset she's made him just from the raw spirit of anger that flows vibrantly thought his text? Jamie's young, "virgin", eyes. How will he ever be able to unsee this tainted material of two large adult men in the middle of their yaoi! No, Jamie, you must calm down. Take back your words! This is a battle, a battle though the internet, (even if the network isn't the internet....) you must win! You can't sleep until this person understands that they are wrong!]

your picture of you 'boyfriend' is shopped, i can tell from the pixels and having seen a lot of shops. even an idiot can tell that

[And yet that guys face.. looks so.. familiar..] y-.. Yeager..? Is that- Who's... Yeager? [And why does the name piss him off so much?! Jamie's just going to continue to think about it to himself, swiveling slightly in the computer chair of his bedroom.]

[drama8om8]

Lol do I REALLY look like the kind of lady who needs to photoshop myself a cutie 8oyfriend?
May8e you need 8etter proof. May8e I need to record us making out, grossly and loudly and o8noxiously! With tongue.
And then I will spam you with it! Juuuuuuuust to make sure you see it in all its glory. Doesn't that sound like the a8solute 8est idea you ever heard????????

[wirsinddiejager]

Octavia Im not gonna make out in front of this asshole.

[drama8om8]

Yes you are. ::::|

[wirsinddiejager]

no.

[drama8om8]

Don't you want him to 8e proved wrong? Wrong and stupid and dum8 and lame and did I mention WRONG?
I am helping you get one over on him! SEXILY.
(Plus makeouts. Check your priorities 8ro wow)

[wirsinddiejager]

I DONT NEED HELP TO GET ONE OVER THIS DOUCHEASS LOSER HE PRACTICALLY DOES IT HIMSELF.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Idgi he's mildly irrit8ting at 8est and he has to 8e like what. 8 years old or something.