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[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Eren thinks Alan is a cowardly, spineless idiot who needs to stop whining about how much his life sucks and get to killing all them aliens already. Alan thinks Eren is crazy, obsessive, and straight-up monstrous. They yell and fight a lot.

After they get past that and calm down enough to talk to each other in a somewhat civil fashion, they might get around to actually defending each other's points of view. Eren still finds Alan's preoccupation with art stupid, but is kind of glad that his reincarnation got to live a peaceful life with an alive mother. Meanwhile when Alan gets a better picture of the kind of life Eren has led, he ends up feeling bad for his preincarnation because wow that sucks. Alan casually mentions that yeah in this world we can just get on a plane and go wherever. They go see the ocean together and it's actually kind of weirdly adorable.

[drama8om8]

[ Yeah I hope Eren doesn't mind getting gawked at for a bit. Because that's exactly what Tavia is doing. SO MUCH GAWKAGE, WITH A HINT OF LEER. A++.

At least she's not twerking, okay. She is on her best behaviour. And also maybe kind of wary because WOW SHE HAS ONLY HEARD BAD THINGS ]

Soooooooo.

How bout them titans.

[ BEST CONVERSATIONALIST EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[GOOD JOB, TAVIA. HAVE A TROPHY.

Or just a confused and suspicious look. He knows future him is involved with you and that makes no sense to him.]

...What about them.

[drama8om8]

[ IS IT A PIZZA TROPHY I mean ]

They're. They sure are, uh.

[ FINGERGUNS TIME. Slightly nervous fingerguns covered up with a wobbly toothy grin! ]

Hotties.

 

 

Right? Because like. Warm? And.

Stuff.

[wirsinddiejager]

[EREN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A PIZZA IS.



also she's just getting the flattest, least amused stare ever. JOKE DENIED.]

[drama8om8]

Wow. Tough crowd. Do you have jokes where you come from? Like...

[ Okay okay jokes

Jokes Not-Alans would get

Jokes ]

Waity wait, got one! A soldier and a titan walk into a bar. "What can I get you?" says the barman.

"I'll have a beer," says the soldier. "And my titan friend here will haveAAAAAAAARGHGHHGHHGHRRHGH OH GOD I'M BEING DEVOUREDHSGHRHRHHHHGHRH."

 

 

 

The joke is that. You don't get titans in bars? And they like. Eat dudes.

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah, we have jokes. We even have some people who'll make jokes about people getting eaten.

[It. Should be pretty obvious from his face what he thinks about that kind of people.



(spoilers he doesn't think people getting eaten is funny)]

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Are you going to kill me and eat me now.

[shortspoken]

[ OH LOOK MORE GAWKING. Less "I am leering at you. Hello Not-Alan's butt, you are a very fine butt indeed" and more "YOU'RE A TITAN WOW WANNA SEE THAT TITAN" in Ellie's case, though.

She's. Not entirely sure if she should approach or not. Because, you know. That whole "I ate this guy, no seriously, I literally ate him" thing. So she's just going to. Skulk nearby. Quietly. Which isn't Annie-esque at ALL amirite wow ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Well, she's getting gawked right back. IT'S ANNIE ONLY NOT??? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS.

He keeps opening his mouth and closing it again, trying to think of something to say to her and failing. IT'S SUPER AWKWARD.]

[shortspoken]

[ OKAY NO THIS IS EASIER TO DEAL WITH. Awkwards are Ellie's territory. This is a situation that she can kick in the face and take control of. Hell yes. ]

What?

[ She's doing That One Thing She Does. Where she's shorter than the person she's trying to snot at, so she leans back and looks down her magnificent nose at them that way. ]

You going to spit it out?

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh, there's a familiar look. Not that that's going to make this any easier.]

This is just... really weird.

[shortspoken]

Hmph. For you, maybe. Personally? I see no difference between you and Alan. This is perfectly normal as far as I'm concerned.

[ OHOHO SHOTS FIRED ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[AW HELL NAW]

Sounds like you're not as observant as the Annie I know, then. There are plenty of differences.

[shortspoken]

Now that you mention it...

[ Squint... ]

...Yes. He might be a little taller.

[ OHHHHHHHH ]

[somesayinfire]

So... there are giant people in your world who eat regular people, and nobody knows where they came from or why they do what they do?

Has anybody tried studying their corpses yet?

[wirsinddiejager]

Titans don't leave corpses. They start burning away the instant they're killed.

[Said in the most matter-of-fact tone come on this is basic stuff.]

[somesayinfire]

Oh. That seems inconvenient. I guess nobody's had a lot of luck capturing living ones and performing a bunch of tests that way?

[wirsinddiejager]

The Survey Corps has managed to capture titans on occasion, but there's only so much they've been able to learn. The last ones we had were killed before the testing was finished.

Why are you asking? There aren't any titans in your world.

[somesayinfire]

What can I say, I'm a woman of science. A mortician, specifically. I like learning about things, especially weird non-human things. I just wish I didn't have such an awful track record of these things disappearing before they can be studied.

Besides, with my additional track record, who's to say titans won't start showing up around here? Might as well be prepared. What tests were you running?

[wirsinddiejager]

Uh, I don't really know. Squad Leader Hange would be the one with the details, but she's obviously not here.

It's too bad, really. You sound like you'd have a lot to talk about with her.

sucky phone tag also new bert x eren

[toobig]

[HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GETTING INTO......]

You look the same to me...

oh lord

[wirsinddiejager]

[See this, Bertl? This is the look of pure unadulterated hate being directed at you.]

Get the fuck out of my sight.

:^)

[toobig]

[His eyes widen a little, and he puts his hands up at the sudden hostility.]

Uh... What's... the matter?

[wirsinddiejager]

Don't try to act like you don't know, you piece of shit.

[Okay, maybe he really doesn't know what his past self did, but Eren doesn't exactly have the most rational response to some people.]