shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

Jean Kirschtein | Attack on Titan (Jamie Killagan)

[honestopinion]

{ooc: Jamie is 13 years-old just a protip.}

option A: network post [text]
What is this thing? some kinda online message board? (¬､¬)

you know when you post online you're subjected to criticism and different opinions and boy- so some of you have some wack ones on here. ANYWAY from the looks of thing this is just some self help online emotion dump box for adult babies, maybe if you guys got some real hobbies you wouldn't be such losers.


real hobbies like.. anime. thats right, japanese animation, anime. they're not cartoons either it's super mature stuff. i doubt any of you would get the plot to ademgelion that's how deep it is.

i did though because i'm not a dumbass.

mecha anime is the coolest too btw, giant robots are mega cool and not kidish so shut the fuck up i know this guy that's in his 30s and likes mecha so piss off!! o(-`д´- ｡)

option B: mall [action]

[Typical mall adventure for your typical adolescent. His mom off looking at Lane Bryant or whatever, mom stuff--gross, like Jamie wants to tag along for that!!

No.

You can find him loitering in the closest game store, PlayStation 3 section. In the middle of making a hard decision, should he get Not-Over-Yet Fantasy 23 or Dragon's Catma: Dark Hero-Guy? His mom will only buy him one the choices are causing much anxiety. Pocket Fighters X and Y come out next week though and Jamies gotta have the new one when it comes out! The 3DS isn't hackable yet that means he has to buy it!

Why is being 13 so hard?]

A: handwritten text;

[toobig]

You're not another one of those "yaoi fangirl/boys" are you because there's too many of them here already.

text;

[honestopinion]

I'm not a yaoi fanboy!! Ew- NO WAY! Yaois for fujoshi, and fujoshi are girls.

...

I guess you could be a guy and like yaoi too but I don't know what that makes you, gay I guess.

Whatever, no I'm a real fan. I watch anime for the art............... a-and maybe for my waifu too b-but..

[toobig]

It's like you're speaking an alien language. There's a term for mixing languages as you speak, you know.

'Waifu'?

[honestopinion]

it's japanese [Doesn't care about the mixing languages part, after all he's going to learn all the nihongo one day. Bet he knows more than you, BERTHOLDT]

you don't know what waifu mean? haha omg do you live under a rock?! don't you have the internet? how are we talking right now?!?! [Wow, what a nerd.]

[toobig]

I know it's Japanese, but the way you're using it seems really out of place.

This isn't the internet.

B: Mall

[stagnantair]

[Gavin is also looking at the Playstation 3 section, but isn't looking very impressed.]

I knew they wouldn't have Xenoblades, especially now that the Wii U is out...

[He's come from the Wii/U section, apparently.]

There's nothing good over here either, though... I'm really not into the waifu thing.

[honestopinion]

[Did someone say obscure japanese title?! Jamie's your man- or young man you should say.]

You're looking for Xenoblades? In Gamestop? Good luck! That's like, 100 bucks on ebay.

.... and Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2 is about the art. Don't shit on it because it's got bad reviews, I've played it. [Yeah, okay. No mother is going to buy her son that, Jamie. Did you play a free trial download on PSN?]

[stagnantair]

I saw it here once for $70 but I decided against it and now it's gone.

[SIGHS]

[Then he looks at the game Jamie is offering up, brows rising at the cover.]

Looks kind of girly if you ask me.

[honestopinion]

Ahhh- Xenoblades is cool I guess but- HEY! [He give a blush, but an angry one!!] That game isn't girly, it's not even for girls!




It's for men.

[stagnantair]

[Gavin looks at the box.]

"Lily System." Do you know what that means?

A | text; If you want me to knock it off with the 8s just yell! 83

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Are you tsundere-ing at the whole network? Is that an actual thing that is actually happening right now.
8ecause that's just fine. It's not like we like you either or anything! 8-8aka!! Ò///Ó

never!

[honestopinion]

I-I'm not being tsundere!! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

How is there any dere in anything I said? I'm all tsun, not dere for anybody-- especially you fuckers. unless you're a cute girl

[Crosses arms all tsundere like- HUFF]

[drama8om8]

Lol. May8e even rofl!
W8 w8 w8. W8. Scratch that. I am upgrading to the full LMFAO here.
That? Exaaaaaaaactly what a tsundere would say! I 8et you did the little 8lushy grumpy thing and EVERYTHING.
And try HOT girl, chump. Lol. :::;D

[honestopinion]

I am





NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Blushes madly over text, he is.. totally not doing that! Y-You're just a internet troll.]

if i'm anything you could say I have more of an action heros tropes but like an anti-hero mix, one that has a dark past. like batman but way cooler. [Fixes glasses with a smirk. That sounds.. just like him, doesn't it?]

[drama8om8]

 

 

........So you're tsundere 8atman. Wow. It is like I am talking to my 8oyfriend's long-lost twin or something! Do you shout a lot, too? This shit is uncanny as fuck.
I 8et you two would get on un8elieva8ly well! Would you like to 8orrow a pair of tights from me so you can fight over who has to 8e Ro8in? :::;)

A | text;

[wirsinddiejager]

oh my god now were getting shitty weeaboos just what we needed.

[honestopinion]

[Wow- would he echo off you, Yeager. (not that he can 'canonly' in a test drive but-)

Yeager... Yeager. Something leaves the most disgusting terrible taste in the pit of his mouth at the very mention of that name.. What is that name? Where is it coming from.]

god i hate you

[The words just type out on their own, what is this burning sickening feeling..? Does Jamie want to throw up or blush of his blunt words.. After all, it's not really a hate more of an extreme annoyance. Almost like when you bite the nail of that really important finger down just a bit to far... Does he take it back now? This is so weird!!]

[wirsinddiejager]

[You're so lucky right now that Alan can't see your face, Jamie. He remembers that face.


though tbh if he could see Jamie's face he would just think there was another talking horse on the network]

wow fuck you too. I bet youre the most popular guy on the internet if you make an effort to personally hate everyone who gets annoyed with your shit.

[honestopinion]

I-!

no, fuck you it's not like that.. it's confusing! you're just annoying
[adjusts glasses and opens cmd, jamie thinks he's smart.] dont get all pissed off that you got shit taste, you sayin you dont like mecha? I have a strong connection with mecha, okay.

[wirsinddiejager]

I dont have a problem with mecha thats like the one anime genre that I have any interest in. but that doesnt make you any less of a weeaboo. "strong connection" wtf is that even supposed to mean.

[schild]

[ Oh man what a fucking loser I mean really. ]

You sure sound passionate about this :)

[ What else can you say to such a pathetic-sounding child... ]

[honestopinion]

little smiley face?

do you think i was born in the 90s? do you think this is aim? are you trolling me no one uses little smiley face unless their tolling.

if you don't like anime then you're just a baka.

[schild]

I wasn't born in the nineties though :\ I was being serious...

[ Oh my god, jean you're so YOUNG. Ryan was trying to be... nice... ]

I've never seen anime before though. Does pokemon count?

[honestopinion]

you're one of those old people then, ew why do you get to use the internet

checking your email and watching netflix or something- [Wait, he's never seen anime?! Never, just pokemon?! And he didn't call it, like, pokemen or some mom-thing?!]

Y-you like pokemon? Whats your favorite? You should really watch anime it's not just some kid thing. it's really cool.